Do you hate "What Would Jesus Do" stickers and shirts too?
Here are several scenarios where one might have no idea what jesus would do:
1. (Creepy Clown) "Hey Jesus, do you want a bite if my ice cream cone?" As far as I know, there is nothing against clowns in the bible…there is also nothing about eating ice cream cones. What would Jesus do?
2. (Cat Rancher) "Hey Jesus, I want to eat this cat. Would you help me skin it? You can have some!!" Eating cats was probably not wrong and most likely NOT mentioned in the bible. Jesus may have even enjoyed eating cats, but that isn't meantioned either. What would Jesus do?
3. (Jewish Dolphin Trainer*) Hey Jesus, should I wear the red tunic or the loden (J.Crew color) tunic to the "burning of the clowns" festival? Now, do we really know which one Jesus would choose. He may have never seen the J.Crew catalog, so maybe he would choose red. However, maybe he hates the color red because it reminds him of clown noses. What would Jesus do?
*Trains dolphins in the ways of Judaism…
Well I hope Jesus answers this question!! Chances are he will laugh and think, "What an obsurd question…sort of like those obsurd stickers and shirts that commecialize the love of my father…"
Pencil…for the love of God…chill out, man…you keep expanding your answer and it's freaking me out a little. It's a friggin' joke. Go wear your stupid shirt in peace, my friend.
Yea, it is a very poor saying that someone came up with, trying to expand on the Bible. It is not a good rule to follow at all. When Jesus went to a funeral He raised the dead man. When He was out with 5000 people He fed them. What the Bible teaches is that we need to know what Jesus taught and said. That is what we follow. We can't follow what He did, He was God. When He saw sinful man He died for them. How are we supposed to do that? We should say WDJS (What did Jesus say) That would be far more Bibl;ical.
August 26 2008 05:14 am | jesus shirts
pencil on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:56 pm #
What an artless, clumsy, crude, rough, rude and unrefined post you have offered to us this day.
I've experienced much that is devoid of decency in my active 45 years. But, nothing comes close to the depth of the unfeeling nature of your question.
I am flummoxed. I truly am! How dare you use your keen mind in such an unsavory manner?
Be ashamed of yourself. Be very, VERY ashamed.
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Cheryl E on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:56 pm #
My husband has a "What would Anton Do?" t-shirt that most people don't get.
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American Beauty on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:56 pm #
You're an idiot.
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imaknightangel on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:56 pm #
you're crazy.
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Jezebel™ on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:56 pm #
If you don't like it, don't look at it.
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Zina Rae on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:57 pm #
Well you have a point when you put it that way!
LOL
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Mooney on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:57 pm #
I'm an Atheist and I could care less as long as they can keep their britches up.
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joe_citizen_66 on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:57 pm #
I have a "Darwin fish" magnet on my truck!
It's a "Jesus fish" with feet! Because it's Evolving!
I love that thing!!!
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LCPL Thib. on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:58 pm #
i like WWCND
what would chuck noris do?
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Samuel Crow777 on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:58 pm #
I doubt if Red reminds him of clowns, after all, clowns are funny, and light-hearted. Red could mean so many things to him, including hate and hypocrisy. Those who think they are righteous may in fact be "clowns of hate".
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whenpumbaflys on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:58 pm #
What would satan do?
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The Lama on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:58 pm #
What would you do if Jesus answers your question?
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lovinghelpertojoe on 15 Sep 2007 at 2:59 pm #
In 1 and 2, as long as the food was not used in a ceremony to an idol or false god, then He would eat it. In number 3, it has no bearing on sin, so it would not matter
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oldguy63 on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:00 pm #
Yea, it is a very poor saying that someone came up with, trying to expand on the Bible. It is not a good rule to follow at all. When Jesus went to a funeral He raised the dead man. When He was out with 5000 people He fed them. What the Bible teaches is that we need to know what Jesus taught and said. That is what we follow. We can't follow what He did, He was God. When He saw sinful man He died for them. How are we supposed to do that? We should say WDJS (What did Jesus say) That would be far more Bibl;ical.
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Suspendor of Disbelief on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:01 pm #
Seems to me there should be more worthy objects of your hatred. Like murderous terrorists and people who can't mind their own business.
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oogabooga37 on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:01 pm #
I think that these stickers and shirts are a reminder to Christians to live their lives along the same morals and values Christ taught. In today's atmosphere of religious hypocrasy, they often need a reminder.
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steven p on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:02 pm #
I like the Bumper Sticker that saids:
Would Jesus go to War(earthly)
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Gemini Rising on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:04 pm #
I used to wear one of those WWJD bracelets.
One day, in a movie theater, some jerk was talking on his cell phone. I stood up, ready to beat the piss out of him, when I saw the bracelet on my wrist…so I asked myself: What would Jesus do?
So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.
Personally, I like WWSWHABD T-shirts and bracelets. (What would someone with half a brain do?)
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Clear on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:05 pm #
I don't mind the saying. I just don't like that people see Jesus as being like them.
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Zap on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:09 pm #
Yeah. Almost as much as those creepy fish and "Jesus is the Reason for the season" stickers.
Sh!tloads of idiots around here with bad labatomies.
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UNLUID on 15 Sep 2007 at 3:10 pm #
I love those "Who would Jesus invade Next" shirts.
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